Happy Easter Beastard

Another holiday, another life sized blow up bunny in the front yard.

 

The other day i decided that I'm going to do at least 6 nice things on the road while only allow myself to become angry just once at one lucky brainless driver.

I got the bird today on the way home to help my mom prepare for Easter dinner 

I very nicely cut him off hundreds of yards ahead of him : Strike One

but then i flew a bird out the window : Strike Two

after i slowly came to a stop in the middle of the street, i began turning very very slowly onto my street in hopes of pissing his unblessed soul off : Strike Three 

I cooked and cleaned and became sick off of tiny Trader Joe's peanut butter cups, malt eggs, Keebler cookies,  deviled eggs and probably some other junk food. 

But man, the blueberries are really what did me in.

-Niko