make believe cake in my stomach

Imagine this, Hot Hot water being dumped on your head after swimming in the cold ocean at 11 o clock in the morning. Yes my droogies, i was introduced to this amazing new tactic thanks to the brainchild of the very stupendous James. I would have to say that its better than showering at home because, 

1. You don't know if the water in the jug is hot or cold
   
2. So you really have to trust the person who's pouring it on you
3. Its not like your going from room temperature to hot water... Your going from freezing cold water, to windy cool air, to HOT HOT fresh water streaming onto your face and down your body with no cool air possibly slipping through like showers do.
4. You've washed all the salt off your body through an enjoyable process. 

Remember to put your water jug in a bucket.

Story time: While enjoying a cup of chai tea latte at Vinaka, an old man tried to fool us by telling us that he saw a 10 dollar bill flutter off th

e edge of where we were sitting. Little did he know, I knew there was no 10 dollar bill. We left anyways. I think he wanted our seats in the sun. Apparently he was winking at James while i looked over the edge. Well i was winking to myself. I knew what was going on all along. Anyways, this gave me a chance to make a wish at t

he fountain. Im not sure what wish the stripling made, but he made two of them worth 50 cents so they must have been good. I made one worth 25 cents and one worth a copper penny.

My 25 cent wish was for a big piece of cake to be waiting for me on the table when i got home. 

I was thinking more along the lines of this:

But then i saw this: a fortress of chocolate containing a delicate serving of even more chocolate, strawberries, grapes and some cute tiny flowers. 

i knew it would be pretty far-fetched so thats why i made it 25 cents. Im also only revealing this wish because i already said it out loud. My copper penny wish has not been revealed, because it COULD come true. I definitely do not want to screw this one up by blurting it out loud. Not to mention it would probably be a mistake if i did. Or would it? Im not sure so ill tell you if it comes true. Actually i probably wont because ill be way too stoked on life. 

-Nikole